You Attractive Individual, You.


By Pedantic Chocolate

(initial funky guitar riff)

I have faith in random developments of chance of a potentially divine nature
From where do you hail?
You attractive individual.

I have faith in what may appear to be miraculous occurances
Since you entered my proximity,
You attractive individual.

(further funky guitar riff)

Where is your place of origin, youngster?
By what means were you cognent of my need for you?
How were you aware of the extreme extent of my desire?
How were you aware that I would submit my aorta without hesistation?

During the previous diurnal cycle,
I counted myself amoung the ranks of the lonely,
Now you're lying in my close proximity,
Engaging in intercourse.

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(CHORUS)
I have faith in random developments of chance of a potentially divine nature
From where do you hail?
You attractive individual.
(You attractive individual, you.)

I have faith in what may appear to be miraculous occurances
Since you entered my proximity,
You attractive individual.
***

(additional funky guitar riff)

What is your place of origin, divine being?
Exactly how did my need for affection come to your attention?
Were you aware that I would pray for your appearance every night?
Were you aware that I would repeat this process during the day as well?

Every 24 hour cycle,
You give me additional satisfaction with your performance.
Now you're lying in my general area,
Demonstrating, for my personal edification, all manner of things sexual.

{CHORUS}

Let us now make mutual mouth contact
You attractive individual.

Make physical contact with me, youngster
You attractive individual.

(I fancy the method you employ when you)
Make physical contact with me
You attractive individual.

Mechanized intercourse-device
You attractive individual.

During the previous diurnal cycle,
I counted myself amoung the ranks of the lonely,
Now you're lying in my close proximity,
Engaging in intercourse.

YOW!

{CHORUS}

(final funky guitar riff)

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