Quite Adequate For A Man of My Racial Denomination


By the Pedantic Offspring

Submit it to me, youngster!
Indeed, indeed!
Submit it to me, youngster!
Indeed, indeed!
Submit it to me, youngster!
Indeed, indeed!
And all the ladies proclaim that I'm quite adequate for a man of my racial denomination.

(guitar riff)

You are aware of the difficulty entailed in simply managing one's life today;
The one whom we're considering is not popular, but he gives off that air nonetheless.
He may be unaware of certain pertient pieces of information, and he may not be urbane,
But that which he does not possess, well, be assured that he substitutes for it in his own mind!

CHORUS:

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So don't overly consider possible options, and proceed in a honest manner.
You are certainly aware that our subject is not really in possession of all that he claims to be.
He will try to attract the attentions of many ladies, and keep everything within the confines of reality,
In your case, certainly not.
In your case, certainly not.

So if you find yourself less popular that you would like, simply suggest to others that you actually have that which you lack.
In the worst case scenario, you can be assured that there is always the option of appearing on the television programme "Ricki Lake."
Our terrestrial home desires those who suggest they are something which they are, in reality, not...
Sir! Sir! Engage that neoteric device!
***

Submit it to me, youngster!
Indeed, indeed!
Submit it to me, youngster!
Indeed, indeed!
Submit it to me, youngster!
Indeed, indeed!
And all the ladies proclaim that I'm quite adequate for a man of my racial denomination.

He required some premium strains, pedrestrian diapasons would be insufficient,
But as he could not locate "Ice Cube" he substituted "Vanilla Ice" in its place.
As he operates his automobile, he observes many fashionable kinsmen as he advances,
But should he glance a subsequent time, there will almost certainly be a confrontation.

(CHORUS)

At present, he is having an indelible mark placed upon his person; indeed, he is ensuring that it will take place.
He did request the symbol of the thirteenth interger, but the numbers were reversed, forming a perfect "31".
People remark that he is making too big a task out of something comparabily small, and that he is not wholly accepted,
But to his own self, he sees only the epitome of everything popular.

Submit it to me, youngster!
Indeed, indeed!
Submit it to me, youngster!
Indeed, indeed!
Submit it to me, youngster!
Indeed, indeed!

So don't overly consider possible options, and proceed in a honest manner.
You are certainly aware that our subject is not really in possession of all that he claims to be.
He will try to attract the attentions of many ladies, and keep everything within the confines of reality,
In your case, certainly not.
In your case, certainly not.

So if you find yourself less popular that you would like, simply suggest to others that you actually have that which you lack.
In the worst case scenario, you can be assured that there is always the option of appearing on the television programme "Ricki Lake."
Our terrestrial home desires those who suggest they are something which they are, in reality, not...
Our terrestrial home desires those who suggest they are something which they are, in reality, not...
It would seem that the logical course of action would be to obtain more of these people...
Sir! Sir! Engage that neoteric device!

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