Wang Star
Sing along with MADHOUSE!


By: Weird Al Yankmydick

aka Eric, the Big "E"

Warning: The following is a parody of Smash Mouth's "All Star." I thought "If Weird Al can do it, then why can't I?" I found out that the reason I can't is that any song I make will not be suitable for radio-play. The following is an extremely graphic song. It contains descriptions of anal penetration, ejaculation, cheap whores and my vice for them. You have been warned.

Somebody once told me
That no one's gonna blow me
But hey, check out the size of this head!

She was looking kind of dumb
With my weiner in her bum
And the splat from my cum on her forehead

Well, my wang keeps cumming and it won't stop cummin'
Get out the lube, and I'll show you some lovin'

Didn't make sense
Not to get me some
My dink gets hard
And my body goes numb

So much to screw, so much pussy
So what's so wrong with backdoor entry?
You'll never know if you're no ho
I'll never jizz if you don't blow

Chorus:
Hey now, I'm a wang star
Get my wang out, we'll play
Hey now, I'm a cock star
Get my cock out, get laid
All that glitters is wangs
Only shooting wangs get the bangs

It's a wet place, and they say it gets wetter
I nailed you in the eye
Geez, I should know better

But the Playmates beg to differ
Messing round with Viagra-pumped Hefner

But the condom I'm wearing is getting kinda thin
Shouldn't picked it up
At the Dollar Bin

My wang's on fire
How 'bout yours?
That's what I get
For banging 5 dollar whores

Chorus
Musical Interlude
Chorus

Some hooker once asked
"Do you like this piece of ass?
I need to get myself away from this place."

I said "Yep,
What a concept!
I could use a little sex myself.
But I hope you like it in the faaaaace."

Well, my wang keeps cumming and it won't stop cummin'
Get out the lube, and I'll show you some lovin'

Didn't make sense
Not to get me some
My dink gets hard
And my body goes numb

So much to screw, so much pussy
So what's so wrong with backdoor entry?
You'll never know if you're no ho
I'll never jizz if you don't blow

Chorus

ED - All Content 2000.