The Top 10 Least Effective Pick-up Lines

10. "Uh, I lost my number. Do you know what it is?"

9. "Woman! You will submit to my will! You cannot defy my awesome might!"

8. "Is it hot in here? Because when I'm hot I tend to sweat a lot. I find that my ass seems to be the part that sweats the most. Oh damn! It's doing it right now, isn't it? Check it out for me, would you?"

7. "That sweater's very becoming on you. Of course, if I were a sweater, thing would be very different. We probably couldn't even have sex!"

6. "Can I squeeze your boobies? I'll let you squeeze mine."

5. "I work for a major movie studio, and I think you'd be perfect for the part. You're not opposed to three-ways with farm animals and circus midgets, are you?"

4. "I never forget a face. Didn't you study at Devry with me?"

3. I've got a good idea. Why don't we split and head back to my place? I'm sure my mom won't mind."

2. "I hurt my weiner. Can you kiss it, and make it better?"

1. "Is your sign taurus? 'Cause I wanna ride you like a bull!! Yee-haa!!!!"

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